When someone pulls up next to you and you think you know
them and you roll down your window and they turn around and its not who you
think it is.
When you hate having freckles
When you hate having freckles because they make your face
look dirty & you look like a banana.
That awkward moment when you can't help
That awkward moment when you can't help but stare at the
basket and wonder what's in it!
That moment when you get a text saying
That moment when you get a text saying someone has something
horrible to tell you and you freak out only to realize they are eating where you
wanted to eat.
That moment you experiment with food
That moment you experiment with food and your girlfriend
looks at you like you just created Frankenstein.
That awkward moment when you get to work
That awkward moment when you get to work and you told that
your table mate has passed on.
That Moment when you rush to the airport
That Moment when you rush to the airport without passport.
That Moment when you become really close to someone
That Moment when you become really close to someone, you can
hear their voice in your head when you read their texts.
That awkward moment when you see somebody washing
That awkward moment when you see somebody washing dishes and
you feel so scared to put your dish in the sink.
That awkward moment when your weather joke
That awkward moment when your weather joke might have
ruined your weekend plans.
That awkward moment when a strange girl passes
That awkward moment when a strange girl passes by you and
grabs you by the arm and asks why you didn't call me after that night!
That awkward moment when it seems like all the unfaithful girls
That awkward moment when it seems like all the
unfaithful girls get the loyal niggas & all the faithful girls get the
chance to be with an unfaithful nigga & get there feelings hurt.
When you have the urge to drop everything
When you have the urge to drop everything and move to the
most random state where you know no one and start a new life.
The awkward moment when you find out your fiancé
The awkward moment when you find out your fiance is the Ice
Truck Killer.
That awkward moment when a Relay Olympic
That awkward moment when a Relay Olympic Finisher out
sprints you and blocks your finish line photo! It's all good!
When you are not sure if your customer is male or female
That awkward moment when you are not sure if your customer
is male or female and when they tell you their name, it also doesn't help....
When you don't realize a girl was flirting with you
That moment when you don't realize a girl was flirting with
you because you were thinking of a different girl.
When someone wishes you a happy mother's day
That awkward moment when someone wishes you a happy mother's
day and you're just 17 and not even holding someone else's kid.
When you walk into the female toilet
That awkward moment at a conference when you walk into the
"female" toilet and find a man standing there...
When you have to explain to your father
That awkward moment when you have to explain to your father
what women in Bangkok can do with
ping pong balls...?
When realize you are in the women's restroom
That moment when you sit down to go to the bathroom at
school and realize you are in the women's restroom…
When you see a pregnant woman wearing a t shirt
That awkward moment when you see a pregnant woman wearing a
t shirt "I’m a virgin"...
When you burp really loud and the woman
That Awkward Moment when you are in the car with your window
down and you burp really loud and the woman in the car beside you looks over
and gives you a dirty look!
That awkward moment when an old extra friendly
That awkward moment when an old extra friendly strange lady
comes up to greet you and you extend your hand for a handshake but she catches
you COMPLETELY off guard and goes in for a full two armed hug instead, and you
didn't have enough reaction time to stop her.
Up my train seat for a pregnant woman
I don't want to be an awkward moment because I want to give
up my train seat for a pregnant woman. I am not sure she is just fat or
pregnant. I don't want to be rude to ask her.
When you're shopping at Walmart
That awkward moment when you're shopping at Walmart and some
random older woman grabs your arm and asks if you're
"available"......
That awkward moment when you say girl
That awkward moment when you say, "What's up man?"
And then realize the "man" is actually a lady (dressed like a guy).
When the girl sitting next to you on the metro
That awkward moment when the girl sitting next to you on the
metro starts singing along to Maroon 5 from her iPod.
When this random girl you don't even know
That awkward moment when this random girl you don't even
know sends you a private message flirting and asking to meet her somewhere and
days later she does the same thing to your friend…
When you offer a pregnant chick a cigarette
The awkward moment when you offer a pregnant chick a
cigarette not knowing she's pregnant.
Text your girl in the next room
That awkward moments where you look down and realize the
toilet tissue roll is empty, text your girl in the next room to bring you more,
and hear her through the wall laughing...
The awkward moment when you are mad at a girl
The awkward moment when you are mad at a girl and she stares
at you with her big, round eyes and you’re not mad at her anymore. Five minutes
later you're thinking to yourself "What the heck just happened”.
When your favorite song is about a girl
That awkward moment when you realize that your favorite song
is about a girl who killed herself over a guy & the guy was a suspect for
the murder…
When you don't know whether someone is a girl or a boy
That awkward moment when you don't know whether someone is a
girl or a boy so you need a stalk them on the Facebook to see.
That awkward moment when a girl you don't know
That awkward moment when a girl you don't know shares your
picture on her Facebook page as her boyfriend!
When girl have been putting groceries into your shopping cart
That awkward moment when you realize a cute girl have been
putting groceries into your shopping cart as you watch completely confused...
That awkward moment when you realize a girl
That awkward moment when you realize a girl you went to high
school with is in an episode of "How I met your Mother"...
A girl with one McDonald sandwich
That awkward moment when you look over while driving and see
a girl with one McDonald's sandwich in her left hand and another in her right,
alternating bites, and you thing to yourself how is she driving right now?
Girl you went to primary school
The awkward moment when you walk in to get a wax and it’s a girl
you went to primary school with playing the waxing!
When the girl you love doesn't remember you
The awkward moment when the girl you love doesn't remember
you when you say something about a moment you had.
When that horrible girl sits right in front of you
That awkward moment in the library when that horrible girl
sits right in front of you and scare off everything you have captured.
That Awkward moment when a girl named Cinderella
That Awkward moment when a girl named Cinderella sends a
joke about love and feelings on your Facebook.
When a girl sends you a sibling request
That awkward moment when a girl, whom you like, sends you a
sibling request on the Facebook & you don't know whether to accept it or
reject it?
When a guy dressed up like a girl
That awkward moment when a guy dressed up like a girl but he
still looks beautiful more than you area girls!
When an old woman tells you that you're a beautiful girl
That awkward moment when an old woman tells you that you're
a beautiful girl.... Whereas you are a boy!
When you are seated next to a beautiful girl
That awkward moment when you are seated next to a beautiful
girl that's asleep and with her mouth open!
That awkward moment when you are in an elevator
That awkward moment when you are in an elevator at work with
one other girl and she is making kissy faces at herself in the mirror in the
elevator.
When iTunes makes you listen to Primadonna Girl
Awkward moment when iTunes makes you listen to Primadonna
Girl, and you realize you're far too sober for that.
When a girl walks in with clumsy dress
That awkward moment when a girl walks in with clumsy clothes
and you just can't stop staring!
That awkward moment when another guy teases a girl
That awkward moment when another guy teases a girl in public
and in return she slapped on your face.
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